Veiled behind a tomb
Still in sight of the frost bomb
I write this Haiku. |
Are haikus an art?
When raiding inspires them
my friends I think not
|
Start, five syllables
Middle, seven syllables
End, five syllables |
Haiku: three lines have
Five, seven, five syllables
That is all there is |
A true masterpiece
transcends; mere counts and limits
do not define it. |
Remniscent this is
Of Yoda's light force wisdom
Nerdage beyond thought. |
I stood in harms way
Just to write this cool haiku
Where is my cookie? |
Three cups of flour
sugar, vanilla, eggs
and do your own darn* work. |
My wife said that Great
would be shocked at my word choice
So I revised it. |
Phina is great!
She maybe the best GM!
I do not kid you! |
Ken is a suck up
He needs to grow testicles
Man up paladin! |
Greatrack deceives us
A man playing a female
He has no great rack |
The phenomenon
that you point out is surely
uncommon online. |
So many pansies
Writing silly poetry
Real men dont do that |
my name is rhya
I likes to stand in fi-ya
totems go bye-ya |
No one expects death
Let alone death from a cat
Cats will pown your face |
One hundred percent
Is what you will get from me
Are you doing your part? |
Blood is what I drink
From massive wounds I inflict
You will die face me. |
Oh Sindragosa,
I hate your unchained magic,
You can bite my ass. |
My dearest Blizzard,
please stop nerfing the druids,
Mayrin whines too much. |
We called him Furi,
you call him Horatio,
I'll just call him noob |
I bet we won't stand in them again
...right folks? |
